You know, there are times when I wish I was making this shit up…this ain’t one of them, though:
We kid you not. It will be a King James Bible with added commentary by Phil Robertson and his son, Alan.
The Duck Commander Faith and Family Bible will be released by Christian publisher Thomas Nelson, and will focus on five values of the Robertson family: “Faith, Family, Fellowship, Forgiveness, and Freedom.”
The two Robertsons will write 30 “life-changing testimonials,” as well as 125 “Set Your Sights” features, for the Bible. Their writings will add some personal insight on “how they’ve seen God transform lives and accomplish His plans for people.”(Liberaland via. Crooks & Liars)
You know, its’ a sad day when people of good Christian will (and I loose that term loosely) decide to turn to a bunch of fake-ass Cajun rednecks for spiritual advice and solace…on the other hand, can you just imagine the outrage if a group of liberals decided to publish their own version of the Bible?